Every thought in the directory, ranked from certified brain-tingling down to the deep pages where the weird stuff lives.
The solution to the Trolley Problem is simple. Simply put the lever dead center and the trolley derails killing no one. Never send a philosopher to do an engineer's work.
The number of female breasts in the world is roughly equal to the number of testicles in the world which is roughly equal to the number of people in the world
When it comes to remembering passwords, often times muscle memory > actual memory
If somebody says they don't pee in the shower, you have to wonder what else they lie about.
You are = You’re, Are not = aren’t, You are not ≠ You’re’nt
If someone bets with you that you are going to die, you either win or don't need the money anymore
If you lay down with enough force you can fall asleep instantly.
If you’re ever caught naked in public, it’s actually a better idea to just cover your face
That first post-hibernation bear shit must be absolutely wretched.
Your seating plans in school can literally change ur whole life
You could’ve somehow triggered a series of events leading to someone’s death without ever realising
Chocolate and vanilla are considered opposites because of their colours, not flavours
“You look like Fiona from Shrek” could be taken as an insult or a compliment
Rick Astley is the only person who can Rick-Roll anyone without an internet connection
People with depression sleep a lot because we are trying to reproduce that 'refreshed morning after' feeling & perspective on life that non-depressed people have after having a rough day, but it never comes, so we keep trying.
Asteroids are the pollen of the universe.
We are impressed when dogs do something clever but are nervous when cats do something clever.
Idiocracy is one of the few movies that actually becomes more accurate over the years.
There are people out there liking every post and comment they see just because it is free and it makes a stranger feel good.
It makes no sense that make-up is allowed in beauty contests while doping isn't in sports competition.
Red-headed men who work at a bakery are technically Ginger Bread Men
Pollen is plant sperm. That makes Hayfever an STD
If you think you’re ugly, maybe you aren’t your type.
She was little. She did wear a hood. And the hood was definitely red. But did anyone ever see her riding? NO!
Despite being a very distinctive flavour, vanilla has become synonymous with "plain".
Jenny (from Forrest Gump) was a horrible person who constantly lead on Forrest to the point of having him move to a different state on 2 separate occasions and only agrees to be with him when he comes into money
A baby's first word is the one they could pronounce correctly, not necessarily the first one they knew.
Flat earthers are so adamant about the earth being flat yet none of them have gone looking for the edge of the earth
People living in Los Angeles and New York must be the only people on earth who don’t get excited when their hometown appears on in TV or film.
Eating cubes of cheese makes you elegant, but eating shredded cheese from the bag makes you a savage
Arsenic and sulfer, the two elements that combine to spell “Ass”, both smell like shit.
There are probably a lot more grenade pins in existence than grenades
Plain water tastes better than very mildly flavoured water.
Google Earth is going to be a treasure in 100 years.
If humans didn’t have the sense of smell, skunks might make popular pets.
We have memories of dreams, meaning we have memories of things that never actually happened.
Buck and doe are both terms for deer. Buck and dough are both terms for cash.
If you want to know how dangerous an item can be, hand it to a toddler.
If you successfully do something your first try and never attempt it again, you will forever have a 100% success rate.
If you are always really inconsistent, you are technically consistently inconsistent
PASTA is technicalIy just WATER BREAD because of the fact that it is made with the same ingredients used in making normal LAND BREAD
There is a high probability that Rick Astley has once looked in a mirror and said "You just got Rick Rolled" followed by some finger guns.
You're really an adult if it has become apparent how little $1,200 is
Paper actually has 6 sides, but no one notices until they stack it.
The most successful serial killer ever is probably a truck driver that targets Dad’s going out for smokes.
A microwave second feels way longer than a regular second.
If hairdressers don’t return to work, 90% of the world's blondes will probably disappear.
It’s definitely possible that two best friends in real life unknowingly hate each other online
Maybe if people weren't so strict about swearing at younger ages, adults wouldn't do it so often.
Our brain is so talented it allows us to not drop cups full of liquid all over the place while we are having conversations without us even having thinking about it.
Governments could've been planting absurdly dumb conspiracies in the conspiracy theory community so that when a plausible one happens it could be regarded as a "conspiracy theory".
The entirety of the plot of Cinderella is based upon the fact no two people have the same shoe size
Cut, copy and paste has been around for nearly 40 years and hasn't needed a single update
Actors are getting fired and blacklisted when questionable statements are dug up from decades ago. Police can murder and their jobs are safe as long as it’s not on camera.
Some people don’t even know lightning bugs exist.
The townsfolk might have liked Belle from Beauty and the Beast more if she hadn't constantly danced around town singing about how boring they all were
People with hearing impairments who read lips must be really frustrated with everyone wearing facemasks in public.
“Will you marry me” is a marriage proposal, while “will, you, marry, me” is a foursome proposal.
We mainly hear about the dumb criminals because the smart ones are not usually caught
Every year you hit your death day and don't know it.