https://oddlyfunny.com/best/ The all-time greatest certified shower thoughts on OddlyFunny. en-us https://oddlyfunny.com/thoughts/we-laugh-at-dogs-getting-excited-when-they-hear-a-bark-on-tv-but-if-tv/ https://oddlyfunny.com/thoughts/we-laugh-at-dogs-getting-excited-when-they-hear-a-bark-on-tv-but-if-tv/ Sat, 04 Jan 2020 21:50:50 GMT We laugh at dogs getting excited when they hear a bark on TV, but if TV was a nonstop stream of unintelligible noises and then someone suddenly spoke to you in your language, you'd be pretty fucking startled too. https://oddlyfunny.com/thoughts/the-biggest-luck-in-life-is-which-parents-you-are-born-into/ https://oddlyfunny.com/thoughts/the-biggest-luck-in-life-is-which-parents-you-are-born-into/ Mon, 20 Jul 2020 19:19:06 GMT The biggest luck in life is which parents you are born into. https://oddlyfunny.com/thoughts/spider-man-almost-certainly-has-auto-rotate-turned-off-on-his-phone/ https://oddlyfunny.com/thoughts/spider-man-almost-certainly-has-auto-rotate-turned-off-on-his-phone/ Tue, 14 Apr 2020 17:57:41 GMT Spider-Man almost certainly has auto-rotate turned off on his phone. https://oddlyfunny.com/thoughts/the-first-dent-scratch-or-crack-to-an-item-is-always-devastating-but/ https://oddlyfunny.com/thoughts/the-first-dent-scratch-or-crack-to-an-item-is-always-devastating-but/ Sat, 11 Apr 2020 21:14:42 GMT The first dent, scratch, or crack to an item is always devastating, but after that, the heavy burden of keeping that device in pristine condition is lifted and feels so much better. https://oddlyfunny.com/thoughts/monarchs-with-a-roman-numeral-basically-had-to-add-a-number-to-their/ https://oddlyfunny.com/thoughts/monarchs-with-a-roman-numeral-basically-had-to-add-a-number-to-their/ Tue, 09 Jun 2020 13:06:28 GMT Monarchs with a Roman numeral basically had to add a number to their username because the one they wanted was already taken https://oddlyfunny.com/thoughts/if-you-were-bulletproof-you-would-probably-live-your-entire-life/ https://oddlyfunny.com/thoughts/if-you-were-bulletproof-you-would-probably-live-your-entire-life/ Wed, 15 Apr 2020 20:01:15 GMT If you were bulletproof, you would probably live your entire life without knowing. https://oddlyfunny.com/thoughts/given-how-often-your-character-dies-in-video-games-in-most-timelines/ https://oddlyfunny.com/thoughts/given-how-often-your-character-dies-in-video-games-in-most-timelines/ Fri, 03 Jan 2020 22:22:05 GMT Given how often your character dies in video games, in most timelines, the bad guys win. https://oddlyfunny.com/thoughts/you-actually-are-the-boss-fight-for-every-enemy-in-the-game/ https://oddlyfunny.com/thoughts/you-actually-are-the-boss-fight-for-every-enemy-in-the-game/ Fri, 03 Jan 2020 13:43:10 GMT You actually are the boss fight for every enemy in the game. https://oddlyfunny.com/thoughts/waking-up-and-getting-up-are-two-entirely-different-negotiations/ https://oddlyfunny.com/thoughts/waking-up-and-getting-up-are-two-entirely-different-negotiations/ Mon, 08 Jun 2020 19:36:41 GMT Waking up and getting up are two entirely different negotiations. https://oddlyfunny.com/thoughts/taking-a-dump-right-after-showering-always-feels-extra-dirty/ https://oddlyfunny.com/thoughts/taking-a-dump-right-after-showering-always-feels-extra-dirty/ Mon, 08 Jun 2020 11:05:39 GMT Taking a dump right after showering always feels extra dirty https://oddlyfunny.com/thoughts/all-those-horrendous-looking-clothes-at-the-store-had-to-be-created-and/ https://oddlyfunny.com/thoughts/all-those-horrendous-looking-clothes-at-the-store-had-to-be-created-and/ Mon, 20 Jul 2020 08:26:02 GMT All those horrendous-looking clothes at the store had to be created and approved by multiple people who thought that it would actually sell. 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