Every thought in the directory, ranked from certified brain-tingling down to the deep pages where the weird stuff lives.
In the Simpsons, the art style in Itchy and Scratchy are the same as the shows art style. So Bart and Lisa are watching a real mouse brutally murder a real cat.
Area codes are no longer where someone lives, but instead, where they lived when they got their cell phone.
There is an animal named fly, but oddly there are no animals named walk and swim
"The human brain is the most complex organ in the human body"- quote from the human brain.
If you think “being in a room with everyone you ever had sex with” is awkward, imagine that with everyone you IMAGINED having sex with
Atoms just named themselves atoms
When you touch your skin you feel it twice
Wonder how beautiful it may be to have rings on our planet, like Saturn. Just looking up at night at these shimmering lines encircle the sky above us.
Kids are homemade roommates.
It’s possible that your sleep paralysis demon is actually working for Monsters Inc.
The most horrific and disappointing reality in life is when you learn that all the monsters and ghouls that terrified you as a child were never real and humans are capable of far worse than your childhood imagination could ever envisage.
We all just fully accept that we have birds that can fucking talk.
You can clearly tell when a show taking place in the "present day" was made by looking at what kind of phones the characters have
We tease our parents for having to help them unplug or restart computer stuff to fix it. Our kids will probably tease us for trying to fix all computer problems by unplugging and rebooting.
If you trip over a cat in the dark, the cat would assume you did it on purpose as they can see in the dark.
At some point in everyone’s life they go from saying ‘one thousand five hundred’ to ‘fifteen hundred’
Most kids were never more scared as a child than when they were at the checkout with their mother and she had to run to get something else leaving them standing in line
We are all starting to understand Ice Cube’s idea of what constitutes a good day... when nothing happens.
Instead of all the prequel and sequel movies coming out, they need to start making equeles; films shot in the same time period as the original film, but from an entirely different perspective.
Somewhere between the 80s and 2000s, they realized it was better to get actors to work out than get bodybuilders to act
IKEA would make a lot more money if they had weekly pay to enter hide and seek games
Horses with horns don't exist, but 20 foot tall horses with long necks, leopard print skin, and blue tongues do
Someone out there is pissed at you for taking their username.
People from foreign counties always apologies for having bad English, but their English is almost always better than our attempts at speaking their language.
With the significant decline in global air pollution, it's a really good opportunity for Google and Spy satellites alike to take new pictures of Earth
If enough people move to the middle of nowhere, it turns into somewhere.
If the you find diamonds or oil in your backyard it’s the governments, but if you find drugs then it’s yours.
We live in an age where humans are expected to work like computers and computers are expected to work like humans.
School grades has made most of us to think of 5/10 as not “average”, but “failing”
The sound of your back cracking can be one of the most relieving sounds or one of the most concerning, it all depends on the intent.
Since the Earth moves through the universe, at any given moment, it is almost certain that you are the only person in history to ever occupy that location in the universe.
Most numbers have never been said, thought of, or written.
The reason it seems like everyone in public restrooms always has crazy diarrhea is probably because no one really wants to sh*t in a public restroom unless it’s an emergency.
For every type of fruit you eat, A person risked his life to see if it was poisonus
When you think about a neuron, a neuron somewhere in your head is thinking about itself.
Major part of parenting is pretending to be excited by very boring things.
Only roughly 75% of German Shepherds are dogs
People dread it, but boredom is actually the ultimate luxury.
The first step of being smart is realizing that you aren't.
Anakin was meant to bring balance to the force. There were 2 Sith and like a million Jedi. How on earth did the Jedi think they were coming out on top of that
At January 4th, 4pm, 1% of year will have passed already.
All these websites asking you to accept cookies are conditioning people to accept anything on entry.
If being remembered is what keeps dead people in the afterlife alive, then people like Stalin and Mao Zedong will live forever.
ICarly predicted teen youtubers, their type of content and streamers.
If we listened to unsuccessful people’s stories instead of successful people’s stories, we’d have a better idea on how to succeed
Behind every bad product was a room full of people who thought it was a good idea.
If you specify the type of root and the type of beer in root beer, you get ginger ale.
Feeling mentally-exhausted feels more exhausting than feeling physically-exhausted
Birthdays are fatal in large enough doses
You could tell any man that they have a body like Christiаn Bale and you wouldn’t be wrong
Having money and friends is cool and all, but you know you are living your best life when your pee is as clear as water and you are super hydrated.
If magic was real, and we could explain how it worked, it would just be science.
People with great eyes and bad teeth must feel a lot more confident getting to wear a mask in public.
In movies, nobody opens a book from the start
Everybody has an Arnold Schwarzenegger impression, but Arnold Schwarzenegger doesn't have an anybody else impersonation.
Not looking somebody in the eyes during a conversation can be either a sign of utter disrespect, or the utmost respect depending on the context.
If a mirror dimension did exist, we could never enter it because our alternate self would keep bumping into us at the entrance.
People think body hair is useless until it warns them there's something crawling up their leg.
A gif is the silent film of our era
Some idiot thought it was α good idea to make the lowercase L look like the capital i.