We live in a world where GTA is a kid’s game and Candy Crush is an adult’s game.
Shower thoughts about love ❤️
Crushes, marriage, and the awkward arithmetic of romance — shower thoughts about love and relationships. The best of the bunch, funniest first — with new ones joining as they're released.
Being told “I hate you” doesn’t hurt as bad as being told “I don’t love you”.
You can like someone without loving them and you can love someone without liking them.
You can't get a bigger dick but you can get a smaller girlfriend.
The difference between a "girlfriend" and a "girl friend" is space.
Rich girls are often hot and pretty because their rich dads married pretty women
“Will you marry me” is a marriage proposal, while “will, you, marry, me” is a foursome proposal.