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Shower thoughts about food 🍕 Pizza geometry, cereal logic, and other delicious paradoxes — the tastiest shower thoughts about food. The best of the bunch, funniest first — with new ones joining as they're released.
Taking a bite from a burger determines where the front of it is
Some people eat ass but can’t eat the crust of pizza
In Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, it’s a good thing the squirrel didn’t think Veruca Salt’s head was a good nut, or else she would have been mauled to death in front of the remaining children instead of thrown (alive) into the garbage.
The person who discovered coffee is indirectly responsible for a lot of other discoveries and inventions
You can tell how good a slice of pizza is if you are excited to eat the crust.
It must suck to be an animal in the wild who was feed with some delicious processed food by a random person not knowing how to get more of that.
The reason adults aren’t picky eaters is because they buy food that they like to eat.
When you order food at a restaurant, you always start your order with a drink. At a fast food joint, you always end your order with a drink.
Eating a burger upside-down is the proper way as it allows the thicker bun to the absorb the juices therefore making it less messy to eat
The real Paleo diet is spending all your time and calories looking for food.
Pouring coffee on someone is more likely to wake them up than letting them drink it
Removing food that an ant was nearby would make it look like a liar to it’s colony
If you are what you eat, then eating the same food twice is cannibalism
We globally decided that the opposite of vanilla is chocolate.
When people go to some Asian countries and see red bean flavored things they think, “weird bean flavored dessert,” but technically chocolate, vanilla, and coffee desserts are all bean flavored.
Chocolate and vanilla are considered opposites because of their colours, not flavours